No Kitchen Equipment
Did you really go to college if you don’t break a few rules? If you have an essential you can’t live without like a hot water heater (which can help you make college essentials like ramen, coffee, and jello shots), just stash it in a storage box when it’s not in use. Most RAs don’t do that thorough checks of your dorm anyway.

IKEA TJENA Storage Box With Lid, $4.99, IKEA.