Outdoor Technology Turtle Shell
The Turtle Shell from Outdoor Technology is so shockproof you could clip it to your belt while taking part in a bunch of extreme sports, which is just what happens in the brand's Kickstarter video. (They were fully funded in 2012.) This faceted design is a gem in Tiffany blue but comes in several hues. Just keep it on the counter; it's water resistent, not proof.