Illustrations by Briana Gagnier for Lonny.
Paranoid Problems
I had a suite-style dorm room in college with two rooms connected by a bathroom. One roommate had just moved out due to sleeping schedule problems, so we made her bed into a communal alternative couch space. However a girl from the room next door decided to start moving all her stuff into that space and practically took it over.

I planned a dinner with our other roommates to discuss how to address the situation, but since I had lost my phone, I was using my iPod Touch to email people about plans. The roommate got paranoid, opened my computer, and read my emails to see what we were doing without her. She left it open by mistake so I found out and had to confront her about it.